“Not Humanly Possible?” 2024 Campaign
The “Not Humanly Possible?” 2024 promotion has now ended.
Congratulations to all patients who have managed to clinch this once-in-a-lifetime deal of getting liposuction done at SGD 2K. Those who had missed this promotion asked us if we were ever going to have any promotion again soon? Well, perhaps in the next Olympics in 4-year time, if some angmoh sore losers said it’s not humanly possible for Chinese athletes to win a gold medal or break a world record! If no angmoh sore loser says some stupid things like this again, there will be no repeat of this once-in-a-lifetime “Not Humanly Possible?” promotion.
If you get offended by the sight of men wearing G-string swimwear, please LEAVE NOW!!!
When Pan Zhanle of China broke his own world record in 100m freestyle at Paris Summer Olympics, Australian swim coach, Brett Hawke, was quick to denounce the result saying that it was not humanly possible for Pan to do so, unless he cheated. Adam Peaty of UK, and many other Western swimmers echoed the same sentiment. Peaty accused the Chinese team of cheating without any evidence, right after they won gold medal for 4×100 meter medley relay. Michael Phelps even called out for Chinese swimmers to be banned from competitions for life!
Had Hawke, Peaty and Phelps seen King Arthur Tjandra of L’Elixir de Vie, they would have flipped. They would have said that it is not humanly possible for someone who is approaching his mid-50s to look the way King Arthur does now. King Arthur turns 53 in 2024.
How the hell is his waist so small? How the hell is his tummy so flat? How the hell does he not have love handles? And most importantly, that ASS! How the hell is his ASS so ROUND???
King Arthur is a benevolent king. That’s why he is willing to share his secrets.
Hawke, Peaty and Phelps are all wrong! It is, in fact, humanly possible to look the way King Arthur Tjandra of L’Elixir de Vie does, even if you are already in your 50s!
All you have to do is to emulate what King Arthur has been doing. He has been running marathons for close to 2 decades, before he quit after Covid-19 pandemic, and switched to Shaolin Kungfu and swimming.
But King Arthur is single, living alone, with no responsibility, therefore he has plenty of time to exercise. It may be humanly possible for him to do what he has been doing. But, unless you are also single, living alone, with no responsibility whatsoever, is it humanely possible for you to emulate his lifestyle? Is it humanely possible for you to run marathons, practice Shaolin Kungfu and swim? Do you even have the time to rest, let alone exercise to such extreme? It may be humanly possible for King Arthur to do what he has been doing. But the question you have to ask yourself is, “Is it humanely possible for you to emulate him?”
There is perhaps a more humane way to get that small waist and flat tummy, i.e. through: LIPOSUCTION!
After all, King Arthur has also performed liposuction on his own abdomen and love handles, not once, but twice! The second time he did it was just before Covid-19 pandemic struck. Had he not performed liposuction on himself, he might not have looked the way he looks today.
Now you have learned about the skeleton in King Arthur’s closet!
What about that ROUND ASS?
Well, that’s also the result of decades of marathon running and cycling, combined with Shaolin Kungfu and swim practice. But, if you want the same ROUND ASS in as humanly and humanely way as possible, without having to run marathons, and practice Shaolin Kungfu and swimming, it is achievable with “Autologous Fat Grafting Buttocks Augmentation”, a.k.a. “Brazilian Buttocks Lift”, using unwanted fat from your own body. This way, you hit two birds with one stone!
And who is the best surgeon to get the job done other than the man who has proven that it is both humanly and humanely possible to do so by not only having sculpted thousands, if not tens of thousands of bodies in the last 2 decades and posted the video case studies on his website, but also performed the same procedure on his own body?
How many liposuction surgeon do you know who has performed liposuction on his own body and is proud to show off the result of his work on his own body? How is it possible for a man in his 50s with not only no bulging tummy, but also no bulging pubic fat?
To counter the misconception of many Western athletes and coaches who believe that there is a limit of what is humanly possible and resign to fate, we are launching a new campaign called “Not Humanly Possible?”.
“Not Humanly Possible?” Campaign aims to empower everyone to achieve the look they have always wanted regardless of their age without having to resign to fate, by offering 50% off our liposuction fee.
What is the catch? The catch is
- You must sign consent to allow all photos and videos to be taken before, during and after your surgeries, and to be published on any platform, but without showing your face, like all the videos we have posted on our website, www.elixirdevie.com.
- The pre-surgery screening which involves 3 steps: answering the questions we send you, emailing your photos to us for assessment, and going for pre-surgery blood test, must be completed latest by the closing ceremony of Paris Summer Olympics 2024.
- Make a non-refundable deposit payment of SGD 200 latest by the closing ceremony of Paris Summer Olympics 2024. The surgery can be performed after the Olympics but has to be performed latest by 31 December 2024. Because as all our patients have known, we increase our surgery fees on 1st January of every year. If your surgery is performed after 31 December 2024, you will be charged the prevailing rate at the time of your surgery. The SGD 200 credit can be deducted from your surgery fee but cannot be cashed-out.
For more information, please email: info@elixirdevie.sg
For more Liposuction Case Studies, please visit our website: http://elixirdevie.sg/liposuctioncasestudies.html
More liposuction before and after surgery photos can be seen here: http://elixirdevie.sg/liposuction%20before%20and%20after.html
Combination of liposuction and autologous fat grafting to breasts or/and buttocks can be seen here: http://elixirdevie.sg/autologousfattransferforbreastaugmentation.html
A list of our patients’ blogs: http://www.elixirdevie.sg/blog.html